Quote #538
Never give up and never face the facts.
Quote #18016
Religion, whatever it is, is a man’s total reaction upon life.
Quote #34605
Golf isn’t a game, it’s a choice that one makes with one’s life.
Quote #17945
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
Quote #24258
Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living...
Quote #29069
All wish to be learned, but no one is willing to pay the price.
Quote #26928
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #26285
I’ve been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #25172
Our lives don’t really belong to us, you see — they belong to the...