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Ever notice that ‘what the hell’ is always the right decision
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Memory is the greatest of artists, and effaces from your mind what is unnecessary.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
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My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or...
Quote #21025
People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.
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The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
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Where life is more terrible than death, it is then the truest valor to...
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When the dignity of one person is denied, all of us are denied.
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Of no mortal say, ‘That man is happy,’ till vexed by no grievous ill...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...