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There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not...
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I see America, not in the setting sun of a black night of despair...
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Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper...
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Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #5918
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.
Quote #32532
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
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It is an error to imagine that evolution signifies a constant tendency to increased...
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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
Quote #33421
My home is not a place, it is people.