Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #15324
If you had the seeds of pestilence in your body you would not have...
Quote #13045
I would not attack the faith of a heathen without being sure I had...
Quote #1054
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a...
Quote #11720
I must be an optimist, because a pessimist is never disappointed.
Quote #4596
No one knows what he can do till he tries.
Quote #8679
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused...
Quote #11775
Dancing is a contact sport. Football is a hitting sport.
Quote #30431
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.