Quote #21668
Dont look back. Something might be gaining on you.
Quote #28191
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...
Quote #1834
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #11308
Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand...
Quote #7765
Ready tears are a sign of treachery, not of grief.
Quote #10312
Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
Quote #4079
My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially...
Quote #26379
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #28279
I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Quote #20736
To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune to lose...