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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every...
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Where your pleasure is, there is your treasure where your treasure, there your heart...
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Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
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Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is...
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All good men are happy when they choose to be their own authors. Those...
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #10430
A credit union is not an ordinary financial concern, seeking to enrich its members...