Quote #7910
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor.
Quote #816
Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
Quote #188
A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.
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A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the...
Quote #11494
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you...
Quote #16022
We have among us a class of mammon worshippers, whose one test of conservatism...
Quote #100
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
Quote #22314
The countenance is the portrait of the soul, and the eyes mark its intentions.