Quote #11196
A guest is like rain: when he lingers on, he becomes a nuisance.
Quote #18160
If you have a true friend, you have more than your share.
Quote #1195
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to...
Quote #13371
From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #15418
He that embarks on the voyage of life will always wish to advance rather...
Quote #12143
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Quote #11033
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found...
Quote #12871
Blessed are you who hunger now, for you will be satisfied. Blessed are you...
Quote #29873
The important thing is to learn a lesson every time you lose.