Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #30771
The opinions we hold of one another, our relations with friends and kinfolk are...
Quote #12127
You give little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give...
Quote #13162
Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth.
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #4366
Not snow, no, nor rain, nor heat, nor night keeps them from accomplishing their...
Quote #23020
You’re searching, Joe, for things that don’t exist I mean beginnings. Ends and beginnings-there...
Quote #8399
Every living thing is a sort of imperialist, seeking to transform as much as...
Quote #30268
A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally...
Quote #28082
If it’s meant to be it’s up to me.