Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #26379
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #4604
Let no one be willing to speak ill of the absent.
Quote #26935
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
Quote #26608
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Quote #8101
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or...
Quote #14904
There is nothing better than the encouragement of a good friend.
Quote #2253
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote #23784
Hell, there are no rules here– we’re trying to accomplish something.
Quote #33793
Some people make headlines while others make history.