Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #251
A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of...
Quote #15802
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
Quote #24853
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds...
Quote #15929
No one can disgrace us but ourselves.
Quote #9794
I do begin to have bloody thoughts.
Quote #2714
All general statements are false.
Quote #27964
No one can avoid aging, but aging productively is something else.
Quote #32946
We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our...
Quote #25790
If you wish to be a sucess in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.