Quote #26333
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
Quote #22244
Real generosity toward the future consists in giving all to what is present.
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If you want to cut your own throat, don’t come to me for a...
Quote #17761
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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To no one will we sell, to no one will we refuse or delay...
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #25089
If we live good lives, the times are also good. As we are, such...
Quote #12941
Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a...
Quote #30320
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.