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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
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Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody...
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To acquire knowledge, one must study but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.
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Beauty is but the sensible image of the Infinite. Like truth and justice it...
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It is not worth an intelligent man’s time to be in the majority. By...
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The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances.
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To be blind is bad, but worse is to have eyes and not see.
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Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
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He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand but the hand of the...