Quote #3199
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Quote #7713
The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to...
Quote #19286
I’m never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #2666
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what...
Quote #19641
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it’s just the opposite.
Quote #1768
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated, but not signed.
Quote #33685
Things don’t fall apart. Things hold. Lines connect in thin ways that last and...
Quote #23773
If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that...
Quote #32428
You can’t make someone love you, and while you try, you lose the people...