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If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
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The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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We should manage our fortunes as we do our health – enjoy it when...
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Our ignorance of history makes us libel to our own times. People have always...
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #3307
When you have no basis of argument, abuse the plaintiff.
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
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To know what you prefer instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world...
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America will never run… And we will always be grateful that liberty has found...