Quote #14969
The great act of faith is when a man decides he is not God.
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A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
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All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
Quote #10760
The shortest distance between two points is not a very interesting journey.
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This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on...
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The most dangerous folly of old people who were once attractive is to forget...
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I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...
Quote #20193
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage.
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Quote #32077
I’m not a good butcher but I’ve had to learn to carve the joint....