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Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of...
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If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much...
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Money is in some respects life’s fire it is a very excellent servant, but...
Quote #11415
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
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A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets...
Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #12853
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
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Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but...
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‘Tis pleasant, sure, to see one’s name in print. A book’s a book, although...
Quote #9340
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always make you...