Quote #12034
All say, “How hard it is that we have to die”–a strange complaint to...
Quote #18675
If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it...
Quote #4589
Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.
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Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth,...
Quote #16903
What is a weed A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.
Quote #23674
Art for art’s sake makes no more sense than gin for gin’s sake.
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When I was young I had an elderly friend who used often to ask...
Quote #34262
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #22979
Satire is focused bitterness.