Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #6695
If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
Quote #30918
Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping.
Quote #11288
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Quote #1002
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Quote #34334
You’re confusing product with process. Most people, when they criticize, whether they like it...
Quote #27441
You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do...
Quote #21736
The fear of becoming a ‘has-been’ keeps some people from becoming anything.
Quote #31297
The question grows more troubling with each passing year how much of what yesterday’s...
Quote #26734
Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They’ve been...