Quote #11084
My life is very crazy and busy, but I love it that way.
Quote #32617
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one ‘O...
Quote #2528
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote #12845
I confess I do not know why, but looking at the stars always makes...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #4472
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
Quote #17630
All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
Quote #1875
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
Quote #642
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Quote #27147
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter because nobody listens.