Quote #1176
“My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #11251
A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only...
Quote #10722
Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small...
Quote #9713
What we call our despair is often only the painful eagerness of unfed hope.
Quote #12292
For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then something happened which...
Quote #18860
It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked,...
Quote #34235
I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything...
Quote #13964
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Quote #10900
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.