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Get thee glass eyes And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things...
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If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
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I haven’t, in the 23 years that I have been in the uniformed services...
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...
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There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and...
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Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before...
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A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
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Challenges make you discover things about yourself that you never really knew. They’re what...
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Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning...