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A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun...
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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It is a curious thing… that every creed promises a paradise which will be...
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To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult...
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The fact that I have no remedy for the sorrows of the world is...
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A good deed never goes unpunished.
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #5659
Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.