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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and...
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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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Sigmund Freud once said, “What do women want?” The only thing I have learned...
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Whatever happens at all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if...
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I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
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The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of...
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The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the...
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One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of...
Quote #16416
Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.