Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #11290
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile – hoping it will eat him...
Quote #9304
Love is the reason for it all.
Quote #8226
Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the worst poverty of all.
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #2209
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #18175
Purchase not friends by gifts when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to...
Quote #33249
You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can’t sit on it for...
Quote #24190
I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false....