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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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I wish you well and so I take my leave, I Pray you know...
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There is one thing that matters — to set a chime of words tinkling...
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Evolution crawls to imperfection. It ends in extinction.
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Where can I find a man governed by reason instead of habits and urges
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I’ve often wondered how some people in positions of this kind … manage without...
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Be thine enemy an ant, see in him an elephant..