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There is nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.
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Discrimination is a hellhound that gnaws at Negroes in every waking moment of their...
Quote #4739
Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
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Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime....
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #24961
It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history.
Quote #5819
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
Quote #16699
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...
Quote #17246
To be a saint is the exception to be upright is the rule. Err,...
Quote #27288
This started off as a father-daughter adventure, and it’s gotten wonderfully out of hand…I’m...