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I cannot tell what the dickens his name is.
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
Quote #7234
To a quick question, give a slow answer.
Quote #21468
When Alexander the Great visited Diogenes and asked whether he could do anything for...
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Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the...
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The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection that one...
Quote #24638
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #361
In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of...
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I think it would be a good idea.
Quote #17289
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...