Quote #24542
Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
Quote #16705
He said true things, but called them by wrong names.
Quote #11080
Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
Quote #32201
Do you want to be a power in the world Then be yourself.
Quote #14058
A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue...
Quote #32754
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted the trouble is I don’t...
Quote #5951
The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before...
Quote #5541
Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.
Quote #12616
It?s a wonder I haven?t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and...
Quote #18260
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.