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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
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California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.
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No one can wear a mask for very long.
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Life is the childhood of our immortality.
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Women are the glue that hold our day-to-day world together.
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I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
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In the attitude of silence the soul finds the path in a clearer light,...
Quote #30357
The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.