Quote #18392
Little Girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men.
Quote #4507
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember...
Quote #28182
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
Quote #31420
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it...
Quote #26259
What each must seek in his own life never was on land or sea....
Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #3118
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her...
Quote #25490
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
Quote #34272
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #24206
I like neither new clothes nor new kinds of food.