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A wise old owl sat upon an oak The more he saw the less...
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When I played ball, I didn’t play for fun. . . . It’s no...
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The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by...
Quote #21051
Originality is a thing we constantly clamour for, and constantly quarrel with.
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I never saw an ugly thing in my life for let the form of...
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If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves...
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Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
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Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
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Without knowing the force of words, it is impossible to know men.
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Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...