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Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b)...
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Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve. Run around with decent folk...
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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
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By the time you get to your ball, if you don’t know what to...
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You just don’t luck into things as much as you’d like to think you...
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
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The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...
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When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had...