Quote #2469
I wonder how so insupportable a thing as a bookseller was ever permitted to...
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There is no need to run outside for better seeing… Rather abide at the...
Quote #21949
Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.
Quote #33303
You don’t pay the price for success. You enjoy the price for success.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #16779
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
Quote #19223
Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS…
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #26517
I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
Quote #25743
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by...