Quote #18383
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down...
Quote #19158
Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
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There is no need to go to India or anywhere else to find peace....
Quote #10478
We can forgive you for killing our sons. But we will never forgive you...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #9626
Boredom is a finicky creature, never around when you need it, and always popping...
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The right things to do are those that keep our violence in abeyance the...
Quote #1625
We are what we repeatedly do.
Quote #19286
I’m never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on...
Quote #18032
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.