Quote #28943
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market or the precipice.
Quote #16037
He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
Quote #1783
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at...
Quote #6332
Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.
Quote #17473
We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring...
Quote #6652
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Quote #26720
The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
Quote #12390
If every age has its own characteristic doctrine, there are a thousand signs which...
Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #13917
The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.