Quote #7942
For that which is born death is certain, and for the dead birth is...
Quote #750
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and...
Quote #3081
I love America. You always hurt the one you love.
Quote #2062
What is virtue but the trades unionism of the married.
Quote #19518
Accidents, try to change them — it’s impossible. The accidental reveals man.
Quote #25573
By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have...
Quote #11975
English is the easiest language to speak badly.
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #27342
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Quote #25467
There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and...