Quote #1914
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes...
Quote #23357
My fellow Americans I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that...
Quote #16790
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #6299
Non-violence does not signify that man must not fight against the enemy, and by...
Quote #3635
Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore...
Quote #21104
We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit...
Quote #3295
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
Quote #30944
It takes ten pounds of common sense to carry one pound of learning.
Quote #22484
Well, I’m not a crook.
Quote #2465
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the...