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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only...
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You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
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Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes...
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It is amazing how much crisper the general experience of life becomes when your...
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When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
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The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
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It is not enough to have a good mind the main thing is to...
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Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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In America the majority raises formidable barriers around the liberty of opinion within these...