Quote #13087
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Quote #2046
Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have...
Quote #28266
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #11187
A good friend will fit you like ring to finger.
Quote #6888
Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause; He...
Quote #31498
Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.
Quote #20005
One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.
Quote #28380
I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the...
Quote #18022
Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way.
Quote #4991
Nothing is more depressing than the conviction that one is not a hero.