Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #22308
There is nothing so ridiculous absurd* but some philosopher has said it.
Quote #12126
When in doubt, observe and ask questions. When certain, observe at length and ask...
Quote #17633
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit...
Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #5626
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
Quote #3570
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as...
Quote #11654
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken...
Quote #31639
When delicate and feeling souls are separated, there is not a feature in the...
Quote #18896
We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow...