Quote #22597
The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
Quote #28415
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Quote #27053
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese
Quote #31434
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
Quote #22425
Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries ,...
Quote #30889
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #31141
Luck is the residue of design.
Quote #2703
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Quote #16206
Good taste is the flower of good sense.
Quote #8828
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...