Quote #3191
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea,...
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Boys are capital fellows in their own way, among their mates but they are...
Quote #28499
There is nothing more corrupting, nothing more destructive of the noblest and finest feelings...
Quote #25666
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
Quote #29638
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on...
Quote #34452
There is always something new out of Africa.
Quote #34297
Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
Quote #17011
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #1745
In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.