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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
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Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
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Accident, n. A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
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In the 1940s a survey listed the top seven discipline problems in public schools...
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Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about...
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Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more importance than values. That...
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Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
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Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
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Right now I think censorship is necessary the things they’re doing and saying in...