Quote #28246
Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
Quote #15548
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...
Quote #16566
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Quote #24478
You may as well expect pears from an elm.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #22257
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Quote #3405
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #948
Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.
Quote #30342
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not...