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You can’t turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
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Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If...
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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
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If wrinkles must be written upon your brows, let them not be written upon...
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No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a...
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A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
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Years and sins are always more than owned.
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...