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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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Human subtelty will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct...
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Peace may cost as much as war, but it is a better buy.
Quote #27277
Religion is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody...
Quote #25432
We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
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You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you...
Quote #23847
It is the sign of a week mind to be unable to bear wealth.
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For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these ‘It...
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Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
Quote #8025
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.