Quote #3683
Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #4715
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Quote #31977
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #28595
Why do we love the sea It is because it has some potent power...
Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #23239
I read no newspaper now but Ritchie’s, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for...
Quote #25983
Men judge us by the success of our efforts. God looks at the efforts...
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There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
Quote #32382
If all the world’s a stage, then where is the audience sitting