Quote #34892
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #282
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they...
Quote #3156
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit...
Quote #33827
We all need to have a creative outlet – a window, a space –...
Quote #15147
Children are natural mimics; they act like their parents in spite of every effort...
Quote #31943
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
Quote #14873
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for...
Quote #24417
I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #281
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears...