Quote #26850
Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none...
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #26895
I said I didn’t want to run for president. I didn’t ask you to...
Quote #30441
No one can dub you with dignity. That’s yours to claim.
Quote #6851
There is so much good in the worst of us, And so much bad...
Quote #17212
Common sense is in spite of, not the result of, education.
Quote #26494
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Quote #21113
I hope that no American … will waste his franchise and throw away his...
Quote #16689
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
Quote #2953
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be...